Saturday, June 16, 2001

June 16, 2001

"'Immaturity' is one more word that requires definition. To men it means the inability to stand on one's own two feet. A woman flings it at anyone who doesn't want to marry her. Here I find myself for once inclined toward the masculine view. I feel that, though no one must ever deny his dependence on others, development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency." — Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant

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Appropos of yesterday's action figures information, it now appears that Monty Python and the Holy Grail will play the Tivoli in August. [Tivoli Theatre website]