Thursday, May 6, 1999

May the Open Source Be With You

IS IT JUST ME? Or is Al "May the Open Source Be With You" Gore's website just the front for a pitiful MLM scheme?

Start out as a Gore 2000 Volunteer On Line Field Organizer, and as you recruit more activists we will be in touch to give you more responsibility for organizing online. Move up the chain of command - Volunteer On Line Deputy Field Directors, Field Directors, Congressional District and Statewide On Line Directors will all be chosen according to their level of involvement.

TEMPORAL PHYSICS 101: There's something fundamentally wrong with the universe, methinks. Yesterday, I went to a place called "Jiffy Lube," where it took one hour and forty-five minutes to get my oil changed. Having blown the whole morning thusly, I went to lunch and ordered "slow-roasted" chicken, which arrived (with fries!) five minutes later.

WAYBACK LINKS: Originally featured in The BradLands on June 20, 1998. Feed takes an in-depth look at the selling of the single man in Single White Product. Hmm...maybe I need to convene a focus group myself. Volunteers?