Friday, June 16, 2000

Jesus!

A CAUTIONARY TALE: We join our story, already in progress. I was lured by the siren's song promising faster Internet access. I was tempted by promises of pornography downloads measured in seconds, not minutes. I set my feet on the path to [SFX: ominous chord] ADSL HELL!!! [SFX: echo, reverb].

A SHAFT OF LIGHT: Matt and Neale have collaborated to create the funniest bit of sacrilege I've seen on the Internet since this. (Good luck finding a mirror of the original South Park pilot that is actually still live, though. That was five years ago, a millennium in Internet time. If you've never seen it, this text transcript will give you a taste.) With Matt's props and stop-motion skills and Neale's...well, with whatever it is Neale has, we could be looking at the next Parker & Stone in our very midst.