Ya Say Ya Wanna Resolution? (2005)

• This year, I will spend more on dry cleaning than dry champagne.


• I will try not to make too much of the fact that there are some bartenders in at least five different cities who know me by name and preferred beverage.


• I will stop shopping for new bedroom furniture and actually buy some.


• I will develop a good post-workout cooldown strategy. Of course, this will mean actually working out to begin with.


• I will ask out the cute guy at the Kiehl's counter and I will not make one single "clever" remark involving the word "facial" in the process.


• I will endeavor, as promised, to encourage Tagert to leave the bar by midnight on Tuesdays. I will not, however, commit to midnight in a specific time zone.


• I'll get that looked at.


• I will organize my home office, at least to the point where the tangle of cords behind the desk doesn't look like a warning illustration from Underwriter's Laboratories.


• I won't wait until it's my turn to buy a round.


• Eight years is probably long enough. I'll be adult about it and give him a call.


• I will host more dinner parties. By which I mean at least one.


• I'll finally confess to my mother what I mean when I say all my money is tied up in CDs.


• I will eat vegetables other than the ones that are used to garnish my drinks.


• I won't back down.


• I won't back up either.


• I will back my friends. As always. With love.

Posted by Brad on January 2, 2005 at 11:36 PM |
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