Things My Spam Wants to Know

Interrogatories Posed by a Sampling of Subject Lines:
(random strings of numbers deleted)

Hi? Huh? Sick of SPAM? Are you single? Are you smarter than George W. Bush? Are you looking for a way out? Ben Affleck NUDE!? Bleeding Gums? Gingivitis? Gum Disease? Are you a go-getter??? Have you ever had a Computer Virus? Do you suffer from joint pain? Looking for extra holiday cash? Do you suffer from mood swings? Do you need a vacation? Can you assist us? Can we give you a free Euro dollar? Can you believe what he did? Do you have what it takes? Over 40? Are you snoring yourself to death? Having troubles with emails? When can we meet? Do you measure up in bed? I've got your check? Is your phone bill too high? Bowels, how do you clean them? Buying a car? Buying a new car? Buying a car soon? Buying a home? Can you handle an ebony fox like this? Can you verify you wish to be listed? Depressed? Did you know you can copy your DVDs? Did you know you can legally own a cable descrambler? Did you receive the latest interest rates? Did you see this in USA Today? Do you need to advertise??? Do you owe more than your car is worth? Do you remember me? Do you own a master license for your site? Do you spend too much for MEDICATION? Do you want to stop using drugs? Do you want a permanent Internet address? Do you want free porn? Do you WANT to give your partner MORE pleasure? Do you want to be in a great mood? Does your pet have arthritis? Does your business accept credit cards? Does your cable TV bill make you cry? Tired of pay-per clicks? Ever bang a chick you just met? Fed up with aggrevating pop-up ads?? Feeling fat? Hate typing? Have a small dick? Have you got anything on Friday night? Have you heard? Have you heard of dot biz? How about this one? How about a game of poker this weekend? How bad is your credit? How close are you to being a genius? How could you say no to a smile like this? How did THIS get on my computer? How does this 24 year old bang so many babes? How does your pet measure up? How many credit cards can you get? How's your job working out? I need to masturbate, and you? Is there something on your credit that shouldn't be? Is your high school sweetheart single? Like delectable big boobs? Looking for love? Looking for love, friendship or romance? Looking to get a move on your future? Looking to meet someone nearby? Love to cook? Need $24,000 in 24 hours? Need a break? Next to a palm tree? Need more energy? Need to learn Excel? Need to learn Powerpoint? Need to see your family more? Tired of eBay? Tired of feeling sick and tired? Tired of the 40x40x40 plan? Tired of waiting for an allowance from your husband? Tired of deleting junk e-mail?

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