Stryker Doll

I had rather hoped I would attain a few more decades' age before I could rightfully declare that nothing -- very, very little anyway -- surprises me anymore. But I'm there. Consider the Jeffrey Stryker action figure (suggested slogan: "Incredibly realistic! It can't act either!"). At 12 inches tall, it's practically 1:1 scale, except for...er, obvious differences. And yes, it's "anatomically correct", right down to the injection-molded plastic pubic hair and the perpetually vacant stare.

It's the perfect plaything for your G.I. Joe or the ideal pal for a quickie with Ken. On the other hand, you just know Billy would throw Jeff all kinds of shade if he spotted him out at a gym, disco or sex club.

Among the highlights of this site: the all-doll video rendition of Stryker's country-and-western travesty, Pop You in the Pooper and other breathtaking (as in, I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe) animations featuring La Jeffy.

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