Spam Toteboard

Let's do the numbers: A short while ago, I predicted I was on track to receive about 100,000 spam messages by the end of the year. As you can see from the count at the left, my estimation fell somewhat short of the mark. If my inbox's spam intake continues apace, I'll hit the 100M mark sometime in the next day or so, probably whilst I'm away in New York. At this rate, there's no telling what the tally will be come December 31.

As if to mark the crossing of this particular landmark, some pluperfect scum-sucking sad excuse for a human being chose today to spoof dozens of non-existent addresses at bradlands.com, sending out an advertisement for an exceptionally shitty heterosexual personals/porn site in my name, as it were. I've been receiving the fallout in the form of bounced mail for the past few hours.

If you have received e-mail from me in the past 24 hours and it didn't come from the address under "Contact" in the left hand column of this page, I'm sorry. I'll never become a spammer -- never, ever -- but if I did, I'd send you tidings leading to a much higher class of porn. Of that, you may be sure.

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