Obviously, the gays aren’t big on consensus…

Today, after having heard a report on the radio wherein a conservative commentator railed on the evil inherent in the "gay agenda", a friend asked me point-blank: What is this gay agenda I keep hearing about, and who makes it up?

Well...

According to Mark Fiore, this is the gay agenda.

On the other hand, according to porn adult entertainment site Badpuppy, this is the gay agenda.

Meanwhile, McSweeney's Internet Tendency contends that this right here is the gay agenda.

An alledged homosexual named Doug Neff avers that this is the gay agenda.

And a site called Lusty Devil archives a popular fram message asserting that this is the gay agenda.

So which is it? Who knows? Trust me, as I've long maintained, there's enough shit flying around out there in political circles, there's a reason we call it a civil rights "movement".

Anyway, for my money, when it comes to defining the gay agenda, no one comes close to the elegance and elan of Lance Fucking Arthur who articulates—at length—the gay agenda. Like all good things in life, it's attractively presented, it's all-too-true, it's funny and it's very long: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5.

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