A Converation from the Bar Scene
Chuck: So Mary Carey kicked off her campaign for governor of California today.Brad: The voice of the Cubs?
Chuck: Not Harry Caray. Mary Carey. The porn star.
Brad: How on Earth do you know about straight porn actresses?
Chuck: She wants to tax breast implants.
Brad: So that would make her...
Chuck: The voice of the C-cups.
Brad: Of course.
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Brad L. Graham is a writer, editor, riverboat gambler, fashion consultant, softshoe dancer, professional assassin, freelance factotum and singer of sentimental ballads.The BradLands is his home on the web. 
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