June 9, 2003

Meanwhile, on the eponymous web: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the one and only Lance Arthur. And already, I'm teary from laughter, thanks to this story about Paris in the Toilet.

The penis is not a well-designed tool. It does some things very well, but given a target to hit (or avoid) of anything less than three-feet in circumference, a guy's gonna splash. And the thing's pliable and the causeway sometimes thins out or opens up and the stream's suddenly going on the floor or the back of the toilet, up on the seat, on your own foot, honestly there's just no telling what's going to happen.

What they saw: I know, I know. You thought I was the only opinionated queen with thoughts about The Tony Awards. Nope. Consider the reactions of these folks...

• Matthew Murray -- a bit of running commentary.


• Mike Benedetto -- here, here and here.


• Mighty Kymm -- with thanks to Anita Rowland for the pointer.

Further Tony coverage, as always, is collected at the fabulous Broadway Stars.

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