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Wednesday, August 16, 2000

Home remedies

A partial list of things I have done to date which have failed to remedy my chest cold:


  • Freebased Nyquil into a crystal, smokable form.
  • Imbibed large volumes of Bud Light.
  • Spent total of two hours over four days in the steamroom at the gym.
  • Engaged in oral sodomy (homopathic medicine).
  • Prayed for a swift and merciful death should said cold proceed unto the weekend.
Posted by Brad on August 16, 2000 at 6:30 PM |
Categories: My So-Called Lifestyle

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