Get yer excerpts here!

Excerpts! Get yer red-hot excerpts here! Dennis -- who, when he's here, insists I call him "Miss Ross" and fetch him froofy drinks with umbrellas in them -- has already pointed out a couple of excerpts from his book Screening Party.

Yes, I am going to keep posting that link until y'all give in and buy the damn book. It's only 12 bucks, makes a great gift for the film buff in your life, and counts toward my quota so I can take off this silly sandwich board.

There are a couple of other excerpts from the book on his personal website, including Chapter 4 in its entirety, a debriefing of Pretty Woman that's so gloriously catty I nearly pulled a groin muscle (not that one) from laughing so hard on the train from Midway Airport into Chicago the other day while reading it.

No, really, these were practically weapons-grade guffaws. People were staring. One woman changed seats.

Anyway, go. Read. Love. I'm going to go soak my feet and slip out of this thong that this Hensley fellow insists all of the booksellers wore on his last tour. I don't believe that for a second, of course, but it makes my butt look spectacular and when Dennis is around, that's my number-one consideration.

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