Fortunately, he does look good…
He's had an alien probe shish kebob his leg to the hull of the Enterprise. He's faced cranky reptiles keen on destroying the Earth. He's even gotten kicked around by a few hellbent mutant humans.But 15 years ago, Dominic Keating—aka the dashing Lt. Malcolm Reed from Star Trek: Enterprise—faced humankind's most pernicious threat:
Split ends.
Alternate titles considered for this entry: "Set phasers on Conair", "Oh yeah? You try saying 'U.S.S. Salon Sassoon' three times fast", and "Perhaps gayer than Mr. Mott and Garak combined..."
Comments:
Ohmigod... I actually think I remember these commercials, because I thought he WAS Vidal Sassoon for awhile. Scary.
Maybe that's why, if he'd been on Voyager, I could have seen him taking one look at Janeway and saying, "No, no, that bun is *all* wrong. Here, let me...."
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