Come November, let’s retire the side…

The Cardinals have invited the "president" of the "United States" to throw out the first pitch at this afternoon's season opener.

What, there weren't enough rich, white guys on the field already?

Apparently the Redbirds are following a trend of "outsourcing" a job that could be more ably handled by Messrs. Ankiel, Isringhausen, Morris or Simontacchi (yum!).

I've decided to call that first baseball Representative Democracy and the Rights of the American People, since George W. Bush has been throwing those out for quite a while now.

I can barely wait until November when we can send this team to the showers.

Still, it's a beautiful day for a ballgame. What say, Ernie? Let's play two!

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