Home | Must See HTTP:// | The Daily Brad | About Brad | The Cute List | Other Words | Colophon |

Sunday, November 2, 2003

Chicken Tenderfoot

Bawk-bawk! My good friend ~and one-time lover~ Skot Kurruk makes his debut in the {fray} with a behind-the-counter drama titled Chicken Tenderfoot.
Nobody should ever eat coleslaw, for Christ’s sake, but least of all from KFC. If I were to posit a Sentient Cabbage Universe, KFC would be Pol Pot, and he would carry a fearsome, Galactus-sized goo-gun of whitish slaw-slurry, and when he laughed, cabbages everywhere would tremble. Just don’t eat the coleslaw, all right?
Posted by Brad on November 2, 2003 at 5:46 AM |
Categories: Recommended

Comments:

Next entry: For all the lunch ladies

Previous entry: Traumatic Halloweens

<< Back to Must See HTTP://