A Conversation From the Cheesecake Factory

Jeff: Did you see that ABC is going to be producing a gay version of Hart to Hart?

Jeffrey: A gay Hart to Hart?

Brad: Yeah, about two interior decorators who stumble onto a murder mystery every week.

Tagert: With Alan Cumming.

The Other Jeff: Really?

Brad: I suppose in this version, the dog's name will be Threeway.

The Other Jeff: Who's going to play Max?

Brad: I don't think Lionel Stander is still around, is he?

Jeffrey: No.

Brad: They should get Bea Arthur to do it. She's got the voice. (gravel-toned) "My name's Bea. I take care of both of them."

The Other Jeff: "Which ain't easy, 'cause when they met, it was faaaabulous."

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