A Conversation From the Brunch Scene

Jeff: Are you all going to Paul's party next weekend?

The Giant Queen: I am.

Sean: Probably.

Erik: I'll be out of town.

Jeff: Brad?

Brad: I don't know. Paul and I have never really gotten along very well. I think he's a nice guy, but then sometimes I hear things he's said about me behind my back and I realize he probably just invites me to things like this because he feels he has to. So, I don't know. Maybe.

Jeff: Maybe?! Hell, he's called me every name in the book behind my back and screwed Lewis while we were dating and I'm still going. I'm dying to see that new house.

Brad: What would you do if you were me?

The Giant Queen: You mean besides drink too much and use sex like a drug?

Jeff: Besides having to start shopping for my wardrobe at Target?

Erik: Besides bursting into a show tune at the drop of a hat?

Sean: If I were you, I think I'd go, and I'd tell Paul that it makes you unhappy when he gossips about you.

GQ, Jeff, Erik, Brad: (stares)

Sean: What?

Jeff: Sorry. We just forgot this is your first brunch with the girls.

Brad: These aren't "the girls". These are The Women.

Jeff: Try again?

Sean: Um...

Erik: Take your time.

Sean: If I were you, I'd have to visit a Superfund site to choose a new cologne?

The Giant Queen: Not bad.

Brad: (signaling for another round of Bloody Marys) Welcome, my friend, to the show that never ends.

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