A Conversation From the Bar Scene
Chuck: I was checking out the website for those new lofts. Unfortunately, it looks like they have concrete floors.Brad: What?!
Chuck: They have concrete floors.
Brad: Oh. For a minute there, I thought you said cock ring floors.
Chuck: Shows where your mind is. Anyway, if I'm going to live there, I'd rather have hardwood.
Brad: Then it sounds like a floor made of cock rings would come in handy.
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Brad L. Graham is a writer, editor, riverboat gambler, fashion consultant, softshoe dancer, professional assassin, freelance factotum and singer of sentimental ballads.The BradLands is his home on the web. 
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