A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Kelly: Did you get a new haircut, Kevin? It looks great.

The Giant Queen: Yes, and your wardrobe is improving. Marriage suits you. That little wife is turning you into quite the metrosexual.

Kevin: But I'm from Creve Coeur. Don't you have to live in a big city to be a metrosexual?

Kelly: It's an interesting question. Are there metrosexuals in the suburbs?

(a few moments of silence pass)

Kevin: Maybe I'm a subsexual.

Brad: (spit take) I would very much like the record to reflect that I did not say that.

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