A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Cute Boy Flacking for Some Liquor Maker: Would you care to try --

Drunken Brad: (wolf whistle) Well, helloooooooo nurse!

CBFSLM: Heh. Would you like a free shot of [unable to remember product].

DB: Are you coming on to me?

CBFSLM: Um, we're just here tonight offering folks samples of [unable to remember product].

DB: Why me?

CBFSLM: Your pardon?

DB: Why me? There are hundreds of men here.

CBFSLM: Well, um, I'll bet you're one of the...er, taste makers around here.

DB: I'm Mentos? Are you as drunk as I am?

CBFSLM: No, I mean a taste maker. A trend setter. Hip.

DB: You are drunk. How many of those [unable to remember product] shots have you had?

CBFSLM: None.

DB: Wait, wait. I remember now. Mentos is the fresh maker.

CBFSLM: Yes.

DB: You seem pretty fresh. Would you like to be made?

CBFSLM: Um, not right now, thank you.

DB: OK, later then.

CBFSLM: Later.

DB: (calling after) Good luck selling your [mumble mumble trying to sound like product name]!!

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