A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Kyle: (stares longingly at Eric)

Eric: (stares lustily at Kyle)

20 minutes of inconsequential small talk

Kyle: (stares hopefully at Eric)

Eric: (stares dumbly at Kyle)

Kyle: Well, I guess I'd better get home and...

Brad: Have another drink.

Kyle: No, I really ought to head out. Good to see you guys.

Brad: Bye.

Kyle: Bye.

Eric: Bye.

Brad: (slaps Eric on the back of the head)

Eric: Ow! What the hell was that for?!

Brad: For skipping every single opportunity in the past hour to ask him out. He's totally cute and if he was any more into you, he'd be violating the laws of physics. And you sat there like a stump.

Eric: I'll ask him out. I was just laying the groundwork.

Brad: Laying the groundwork.

Eric: Yes.

Brad: Yes. And very little else, I should imagine, if you keep that up.

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