Wednesday, March 13, 2002

March 13, 2002

Observations from Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport:

• I'm not supposed to be here.
  
• Even with the little train, 12 minutes to traverse C concourse to B concourse is cutting it a bit fine.
  
• No one on the B concourse is prepared to give you a cheeseburger in less than 20 minutes.
  
• I would have settled for a cigarette, but noooooooo.
  
• Does anyone really buy cowboy hats from airport kiosks?

With no offense intended to my many DFW friends, my most recent -- albeit unexpected -- visit to your fair metroplex sucked.

PASSENGER PAGE: Dan, did you make the 3:00 flight? We're here at Bergstrom, but didn't spot you in the departure lounge. We're assuming that's good news. Please post at your first opportunity.

A lovely week in Texas, surrounded by friends, where the margaritas and Shiner flow as freely as the conversation. Really, could you ask for anything more?