A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Brad: You know, I've been wondering —

Twin A: If you should have worn that sweater with those pants?

Brad: No. I've been wondering —

Eric: If Mariah Carey will ever find the perfect movie role to showcase her vast and unique talents?

Brad: No. C'mon now! Lately, I've wondered if —

Jeff: You'll ever be capable of forming a stable relationship with another man, considering your inability to honestly express your emotions, dubious sexual prowess and utter lack of fashion sense?

Brad: (smoldering glare)

Eric: We're sorry, sweetie. What have you been wondering?

Brad: I forgot. But right now, I'm wondering if I'll manage to make it through happy hour without cracking this bottle over Jeff's head.