Of course, my sex life is all outtakes so…

I just ordered a big box of pornography, my first fresh batch in quite a while, including one feature on DVD. Among the special features they're touting on the disc is "digitally remastered sound" (presumably so the cheesy 70s wah-wah music can be presented with maximum fidelity) and "bloopers and outtakes". How embarrassing must it be for an adult video actor to find one's performance included on a porn "blooper reel"? Are these things going to start showing up on those Dick Clark and Ed McMahon specials? How odd is it that, despite expecting several cassettes chock full of sweaty man-on-man action to arrive on my doorstep in a few days, what I'm most anxiously anticipating is the DVD bloopers?