Monday, August 28, 2000
New Barney’s, not as cool--or as cruisy--as the old Barney’s
THE BARNEY EFFECT: Wow! Lance may be on to something with
this theory. "What you first think of when you hear the name 'Barney' says a lot about you." Hmmm...I wonder what it means that I think of
a clothier.
MOMENTARILY CRANKY: What
is it with you people?! Have I done something that somehow offends you? Is it my breath? Whatever is going on, can we simply put it behind us and get on with the business of you worshipping me? Great. Thanks.
August 28, 2000 at 9:06 PM
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A Survivor I’d watch
Except for the last five minutes of the finale, I didn't watch
Survivor, and I probably won't tune in for the Australian version next year. If they really wanted to get my attention, they'd put
Sherwood Schwartz in charge of the show, get back to the island and, using the same rules, put on a competition among
Gilligan, a
skipper too, a
billionaire and his wife, a
movie star, a
professor and
Mary Ann.
Alternatively, lock up
The Village People in the
Big Brother house and tape the wacky antics that follow. I'd tune in for that too.
August 28, 2000 at 7:37 PM
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Pop Life