Thursday, February 24, 2000
The quest for world domination continuesFOR THOSE OF YOU JUST JOINING US: It all started when I made a reasonably benign play to acquire two major players in the weblogging world. Then someone ratted me out to the Feds, and I had to cool my jets in stir. Now, however, I've made good on my escape plan and — fortified deep in a secluded mountain hideaway — I am preparing my plans for complete and utter domination of the weblog world. Glassdog is a piker. Dogbert is...a dog. I will be victorious. Further bulletins as events warrant.
JOIN THE REVOLUTION: You can be one of my minions in the evolving quest for weblogger popularity. To secure your place in the New Weblog Order, simply build a website in tribute to me, your ruthless yet benevolent leader. Two right-thinking web citizens — the new Minister of Subhonkery and Secretary of Skunkworks — have taken the first steps, putting me on a par with Halcyon and Carl. We can do better. Worship me, webloggers. Bolster my fame. Make me a superstar. You will be rewarded when the revolution comes.