Wednesday, November 08, 2000

What the hell was that?!

Watching the election returns last night was like the last episode of Survivor, the Super Bowl, the Olympics and the Academy Awards (wherein the speculation about the Electoral College replaced dish about Cher's outfit) combined. Fortunately, I chose to view the televised election coverage while getting hammered with a few dozen homosexuals at a local watering hole.

(Watching television in a gay bar makes just about any program vastly more entertaining. Except Veronica's Closet. Nothing could help that godforesaken piece of crap.)