Wednesday, August 06, 2003

Super Jesus

Last night, I dreamed that Jesus lost his superpowers and wandered the streets until he showed up at my house. I fixed him dinner and let him take a shower, then we watched TV together.

In the dream, Jesus looked a lot like Carson Kressley.

There were agents (angels?) pursuing Jesus, trying to convince him to come with them but when they caught up to him, he told them he didn't want to go. He wanted to stay with me and be my boyfriend.

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There are about a million things wrong with that dream, not least that I figured Jesus would look more like Thom Filicia.