Monday, June 10, 2002

Some Gross Generalizations Which I Have Found, Nonetheless, To Be True In My Experience

• Men who own cats or describe themselves as "cat people" tend to be bottoms or, at least, very "versatile".


• Men who have seen Cats more than once are definitely bottoms, whether they know it or not.


• Men who are in the cast of Cats flip over more quickly than a Suzuki Samurai on a wet, curvy road and are easier to get into than a community college.