Wednesday, June 13, 2001

Sit .com

I sometimes imagine that I am the star of a situation comedy. I picture myself in the opening title sequence, driving down the highway to a bouncy, optimistic theme song...kind of like Bonnie Franklin, escaping to the big city of Indianapolis in One Day at a Time with Mackenzine Phillips and Valerie Bertanelli in tow.

I am the star and in my sitcom, I have changed my name to Lucky.

I have changed my name because all of the great sitcom leads have two syllable names and Brad just doesn’t cut it. Think about it: Lucy, Mary, Rhoda, Phyllis, Alice. Then again, all of the great sitcom leads I worship are also women, but I am only willing to go so far to secure my fame.