Wednesday, February 14, 2001

Says I

Plato said, "Love is a grave mental disease."

Woody Allen said, "The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."

I say, "My name is Brad. I am healthy, single, only slightly cynical and inexplicably available. I enjoy dinner and the theatre, am not afraid of subtitled films, and believe that a kiss isn't a kiss unless you have difficultly standing for a few moments when it's through. I am also prone to Platonic mental disease and Woody tension."