Wednesday, November 22, 2000
Pass it down
My mother used to watch me as a child tearing around the house, chasing the cat or playing Cowboys 'n' Indians, darting in and out of furniture and china cabinets at breakneck speed. "That boy," she would say, "is an accident going somewhere to happen."Which, today, is what I often say about my penis.
Brad L. Graham is a writer, editor, riverboat gambler, fashion consultant, softshoe dancer, professional assassin, freelance factotum and singer of sentimental ballads.The BradLands is his home on the web.