Wednesday, August 01, 2001

Overheard on the Airport Parking Shuttle

Note: For best effect, read this to yourself imagining the two roles are being played by the delightful young actors Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott, beloved by American film audiences for their nuanced performances in the seminal work of the two-doofuses-losing-an-automobile genre, Dude, Where's My Car?

Chester: Dude, ya know, I'll bet probably the best razor to use when ya shave your legs is a Mach 3.

Jesse: Dude, talkin' about shaving your legs is kinda gay.

Chester: Dude, it so isn't.

Jesse: Yeah, dude, it's like...way gay.

Chester: Dude, I was thinkin' about swimmers and shit.

Jesse: Man, thinkin' about swimmers while you shave your legs is definitely gay.