Monday, June 11, 2001

Nine True Things and One Blatant Lie

1. I have been arrested twice for trespassing.
   
2. The first time I ever ate sushi was on a date with Majel Barrett.
   
3. I had a small walk-on role in a fifth season episode of Frasier.
   
4. I have never fired a gun with live ammunition.
   
5. I paid for part of my college education by writing pornography.
   
6. I am missing the tip of the middle finger on my right hand.
   
7. I was once threatened with suspension for coming to school in drag.
   
8. I have visited every American state except Alaska and Hawaii.
   
9. I have performed on stage completely nude.
   
10. I missed being valedictorian of my high school class by one-tenth of a percentage point.