Monday, August 18, 2003

A Converation from the Bar Scene

Chuck: So Mary Carey kicked off her campaign for governor of California today.

Brad: The voice of the Cubs?

Chuck: Not Harry Caray. Mary Carey. The porn star.

Brad: How on Earth do you know about straight porn actresses?

Chuck: She wants to tax breast implants.

Brad: So that would make her...

Chuck: The voice of the C-cups.

Brad: Of course.