Monday, August 20, 2001

(It’s also the title of an Elton John song)

The latest fashion among the circuit set seems to be extremely tight shirts and jeans festooned with sequins, spangles and studs to make patterns, and spell out suggestive or inscrutable words and phrases. This can only mean one of two things: either the folks at International Male are having a good laugh at our considerable expense or — and this is by far the more frightening prospect — there's a madman on the loose with a Bedazzler.