Friday, December 08, 2000

It’d be a hit, I tells ya!

I wish I was a nightclub impressario. I have an idea for a revue titled "Ain't Politics a Drag?!" It would feature Al Gore, George W. Bush and Ralph Nader (remember him?) performing in drag.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to present the imprecise song stylings of...Miss Butterfly Ballote, Marge N. O'Vera, and Willa D'Peeple. I'm picturing an evening of classic disco chart hits, such as "Enough is Enough (No More Tears)".