Friday, August 17, 2001

I’m not sure either was surprise…

Based on our hour-long discussion about our respective experiences raising puppies, Ann and I reached two common conclusions:

1. Neither of us should ever, ever procreate. Carry for needful, living things is not our long suit.
   
   
   
2. If that damned waitress, after overhearing a good portion of our conversation and commenting — uninvited — twice on her own experience rearing a Yorkie, referred to our dogs as "practice children" one more time, the laws of universe entitled us to beat her with a shovel.