Thursday, August 30, 2001

I want to know

I've never had a sweet tooth, and I don't particularly like mint-flavored things.

This is the 21st century. There are human beings living in space, we can create powerful computing machines the size of a dime, we have mapped our genetic pattern and begun paving the way toward curing disease and eradicating hunger.

So why can't someone make a mouthwash that fights tooth decay, freshens your breath and tastes like tomato soup?