Wednesday, July 26, 2000

How much is the friggin’ car?!

"Excuse me, how much is that car over there?"

"Good morning, sir!"

"The car. There's no price on it. How much?"

"Nice weather we've been having."

"The blue one, leather seats, automatic transmission, AM/FM crap factory radio, driver's and passenger's side airbags, air conditioning and what have you. It's sitting right over there. How much is it?"

"So, the Cardinals are on a roll, eh?"

"HOW MUCH IS THE FRIGGIN' CAR?!"

"Well, sir, how much were you looking to spend?"

"Arrrgh!!!" (strangles smarmy, evasive, "I'll-chat-with-my-sales-manager-and-see-what-we-can-do" car salesman).