Thursday, December 14, 2000

Hair-brained affair

The latest Goatee Experiment is over. Despite an unprecedented duration of one month, three days, pretty much everyone involved agrees that the most recent effort, like all those before it, was an unmitigated failure. I should add it to the list of Ill-Considered Facial Hair: beard, mustache, sideburns...please welcome goatee. Thank you all for coming. The world thanks you even more for going.