Friday, August 06, 2004

Grocery Flirtations

A Conversation From the Bar Grocery Scene:

Entirely Too-Cute Customer Service Counter Boy: Will there be anything else?

Brad: Maybe. Would you like to go out for a drink sometime?

ETCCSCB: You ask me out every time you come in here.

Brad: It's that apron and that shy smile thing you've got going on. Very hot.

Overhead Announcement: We have a sticky clean-up in aisle seven. Sticky clean-up in aisle seven.

ETCCSCB: Huh, I never heard that one before.

Brad: Heard what?

ETCCSCB (points to speaker): "Sticky clean-up".

Brad: Here's my number. Call me if you'd like to hear it again.