Thursday, July 19, 2001

Further Proof That I Am Not Adopted

Mom: Do you have any plans for next weekend?

Me: Nothing definite. I've been invited to a pool party, but I'm not sure I'm going.

Mom: Why not?

Me: Well, that only gives me a few days to get a tan and pecs.

Mom: If you're in that much of a hurry, you'd better get the saline implants, dear.

Me: Uh...what?

Mom: Well, that way if they burst, you can at least clean your contact lenses.