Monday, August 07, 2000

Fuck my G-rated life

I was almost involved in a car accident last night, a frightening near-collision during which my entire life flashed before my eyes. I'd always thought that was just an expression, but it actually happened. I have to say, I was disappointed. If my flashback had been a movie, it would have had an embarrassingly tame MPAA rating. As a result, I've decided to start swearing more. I'm also entertaining proposals for gratuitous nude scenes. Fuck yeah!