Tuesday, October 24, 2000
Ba-dum-bump!
There's a store at the mall where shoppers can construct their own custom Teddy bear. By the door, there's a sign giving instructions for the process that says, "Choose me, stuff me, stitch me, fluff me, dress me, name me, take me home."Which is, coincidentally, one of my favorite pick-up lines.
October 24, 2000 at 3:35 AM
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Brad L. Graham is a writer, editor, riverboat gambler, fashion consultant, softshoe dancer, professional assassin, freelance factotum and singer of sentimental ballads.The BradLands is his home on the web.