Friday, May 24, 2002
Advice
A word of advice, gentlemen, if you are an otherwise even-tempered man who startles easily: Turn off the ringer on the telephone and send the dog into the backyard before embarking upon any personal grooming task which requires you to bring a sharp blade in contact with your...er, twigs and berries.Trust me.
Brad L. Graham is a writer, editor, riverboat gambler, fashion consultant, softshoe dancer, professional assassin, freelance factotum and singer of sentimental ballads.The BradLands is his home on the web.