Monday, August 28, 2000

A Survivor I’d watch

Except for the last five minutes of the finale, I didn't watch Survivor, and I probably won't tune in for the Australian version next year. If they really wanted to get my attention, they'd put Sherwood Schwartz in charge of the show, get back to the island and, using the same rules, put on a competition among Gilligan, a skipper too, a billionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor and Mary Ann.

Alternatively, lock up The Village People in the Big Brother house and tape the wacky antics that follow. I'd tune in for that too.