Thursday, September 21, 2000

A most unusual day

I am pleased to report that I have managed to make it through the preceding day without being implicated in a campaign-fundraising scandal, appearing on The Jerry Springer Show, getting voted off the island, releasing a CD of New Age music, dying in a hail of gunfire while dining at a fast-food restaurant, receiving a cease-and-desist letter from the RIAA, MPAA or AARP, co-hosting Live With Regis, or having responsibility for my creation claimed by Al Gore, which, when you consider the odds, is pretty friggin' amazing, eh?