Friday, December 14, 2001

A Conversation From the Bar Scene: Arcane Semantics Edition

The Giant Queen: OK, boys, I'm heading out.

Erik: See ya later, darlin'!

Jeff: Oh Lord, you're starting to sound just like Brad.

Erik: What?

Jeff: Haven't you ever noticed the way he calls everyone "darlin'"?

Brad: Cool! My meme is spreading!

Jeff: Your what?

Brad: Meme. It's a fancy word for an idea or concept.

Jeff: I see. For a minute there, when you said it was spreading, I thought it was a fancy word for your ass.

Brad: I don't call everyone darlin', you know.

Jeff: Sure you do.

Brad: Not you...bitch.