Wednesday, October 25, 2000

A Conversation From the Bar Scene

Jeff: I'm calling it a night. There's a chat room somewhere with my name on it.

The Giant Queen: I'll never understand what you get out of that computer sex.

Jeff: I'll never understand why you insist on going out in polyester blends.

The Giant Queen: Well, have fun typing with one hand.

Jeff: You really shouldn't scoff. It's just harmless fun. Consider it safe sex.

The Giant Queen: I can't imagine how you manage to get off in a chat room.

Jeff: Ask Brad.

The Giant Queen: Don't tell me you...

Brad: Well, I used to.

Jeff: Why did you quit?

Brad: I got hooked on email nitrate.